Idea for You

Dancing with the Unborn!
Remember how popular the Dancing Baby was on Ally McBeal and then the endless versions online? So what if Heather Mills has a fake leg on Dancing with the Stars...my unborn baby could shake television up for real. With a little ultrasound action she'd get great ratings and she'd surely win -- unlike you already born types, she doesn't sleep when she can dance. She could pay for college And she could tell her new roommates she danced nude to pay her tuition!

They could get that penguin from Happy Feet on the other half of a split screen with her ultrasound screen. Or Kevin Bacon. Yeah.